InsomniMom

I don't know who made this "AccuWeather" map, but whoever it was is my personal hero. Not only for being funny, but also for m...

Dollar Tree is, like, one of my favorite stores ever. Barnes & Noble is a strong contender; Ulta Beauty is definitely in the running. I ...

I don't think it speaks well for my character that I blow right past the dry cleaning establishment that's four blocks from my house...

You just knew it wasn't all over with Madge, didn't you? I scared her off the other day with my Teacher Look, but she must have been...

Today I got home from Fishers at ten minutes 'til noon. I had exactly one hour before I had to be in yoga class at the YMCA, making my b...

I'm kind of proud of that title. I flatter myself that it sounds like something Jane Austen might have come up with. Er, something with ...

I have a confession to make. I have been known to speak in encouraging tones of bright confidence to my friends who have small chirren, tell...

When I find recipes I like on the internet , I generally scrawl them down on a piece of scrap paper, using whatever writing tool comes to ha...

I swim five or six days a week at our local YMCA , appearing poolside in bathing suit and flip flops, toting a towel, a water bottle and som...

I was at the grocery store with Meelyn on Friday and we'd filled our cart and finally made our way to the check-out. We had to wait just...

I think it's a real shame, here in my city, that none of the plumbing companies -- and I just Googled eight of them -- saw fit to locate...

Do you have that kind of face, a face like mine? A face that beckons every weirdo in a thirty mile radius and says, without your lips even ...

I just went to the dentist's office for my regular six-month check-up, filled out some paperwork that needed to updated, read a copy of ...

Remember these? I don't think I've seen pantyhose packaged in the actual L'eggs egg form since....the night of my high school gr...

I was at our local YMCA this morning, dragging myself out of the pool after an hour of water aerobics (don't be too impressed - I'm ...

So today for lunch I was scavenging around in the fridge looking for something to eat and I came across half a baked potato, left over fro...

It's been one of those weeks -- a seven-day period in which I have been called, several times, to exercise a love for the human race tha...

If I were, say, in a parking lot. And there was someone backing out of a parking space who did so in a manner that struck me as being bonehe...

I've been invited, on Facebook, to participate in something called "Earth Hour," an event of which I was previously unaware. A...

I went to Aldi today to do the weekly food shopping and I went alone for once. I usually take at least one of the girls with me because Aldi...