The wearin' o' the green

Is that not the most hideous jacket in the world? Even a nice foresty green would be preferable, but that kelly green, pictured here on Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson in another year, is enough to damage your vision. Yick. The only thing I could think of that could possibly be worse is the gold blazer Century 21 realtors used to have to wear. At least I think they used to wear them -- surely they don't make them wear those awful things anymore....a quick Google search revealed that the gold jacket in question is no longer of the 1970s harvest gold variety, but has blessedly been toned down to a more sartorially acceptable buttery yellow. Clinton and Stacy can draw a cleansing breath over that one, but as long as there are still multimillionaires with those Masters greens hanging in their closets, they've still got day jobs.