You're mad and I'm glad

I lost one of my blog followers today, which would be sad since I have so few. As it turns out, it was the %$#& who linked my blog to a porn site -- a person whom I blocked from access to my list of devoted readers -- and evidently he took his saucy pictures and went off mad. I hope Santa leaves him a stocking full of reindeer poop for Christmas.

[whispering aside] I don't think he ever really read here anyway, do you?