Back to the gym

Meelyn is going to make me go back to the gym today. She wants to run and she says that I need to walk and Aisling needs to bike.

When I became a parent, I didn't sign up for one of those kids who likes to exercise. How has this happened? The next thing you know, she'll be telling me that she's also a teetotaler and doesn't like popcorn.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try to sprain my ankle so that I can remain comfortably seated on the couch this afternoon, being brought ice packs and magazines and let to choose what channel we'll watch on the telly.