I've been thinking about making some lip balm to sell, some lip balm from my very own formula that it took me eighteen months to perfect. And I don't mean to brag -- okay, I do. I mean to, very much. You caught me -- but it is some awesome fabulous lip balm that actually moisturizes your lips and gives you a little bit of gloss.
So I was looking at some of my favorite online sites that sell flavor oils for lip balm and luxuriating in the many delicious choices: Ginger peach! Green apple! Spiced tea! Red currant! Buttercream! Honey! Cranberry! How will I ever choose? I'd like to use them all.
Anyway, while I was browsing around on the internet, Hershey and Wimzie were lying at my feet, snoring and farting and making my eyes water and that got me to thinking: What kind of lip balm flavors would dogs like?
Here are some of my ideas:
1. Baby Rabbit Guts -- Warm and smooth, without all the annoying squeakiness
2. My Own Vomit -- Twice as nice the second time around!
3. Another Dog's Butt -- Why wait for a sniff when you can have it with you all the time?
4. Mom's Lunch -- Named for Kayte's Vash, who stole the pizza right off her plate one day when we were talking in her foyer. Great flavor without the go-to-your-basket banishment.
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