Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Tell me, if you can

What would make a dog go outside and do his morning business, spend about twenty minutes sniffing over every single blade of grass in the entire yard, bark vociferously at a person on the sidewalk across the street from the house, inspect the perimeter of our property for any cats, squirrels or taunting birds....

....and then come inside to throw up on the dining room rug?

Why?

And why did it have to happen when the girls were at the gym so that I had to be the one to clean it up?

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