Saturday, June 14, 2008

Press conference

Sir Isaac Newton, please step back. Blaise Pascal? Move aside. Marie Curie? There's a place in the last row beside Galileo. All other scientists, philosophers, mathematicians, physicists, researchers and geniuses of engineering? Please take your seats and be quiet, because I have an important announcement to make.

Socrates? I know you're a talker, but the rules apply to you, too.

The phones at our house were not struck by lightning. They were not damaged in any way.

They were merely unplugged from the main base's phone jack on the living room baseboard.

Thank you for your attention.

I won't be taking any questions.

1 comment:

Kbg said...

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